so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
well you can't waste a boner
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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