I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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