If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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