Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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