she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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