Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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