yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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