he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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