It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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