Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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