I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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