Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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