We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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