The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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