she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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