she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I love having hate sex.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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