woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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