using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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