The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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