forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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