New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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