Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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