Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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