I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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