I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I've blown a few things in my day
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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