I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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