Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Don't tell me you're on acid again
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
