Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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