For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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