My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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