Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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