girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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