We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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