shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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