I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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