I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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