The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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