R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
