i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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