Whod you bang
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
His nipple licking is glorious
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