4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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