I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'm passing your future prison.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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