yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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