Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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