How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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