There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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