Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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