He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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