My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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