with your own penis?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
