No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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