i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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