I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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